cusswordsayer:

fatwink:

weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.

(Source: superpagangirl, via betterkiss)

browningtons:

Reblog and i’ll carve your url into the bullet im going to kill you with

(via blackmormon-blog)

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

friend sad???

i’m on the way friend

i am coming i will help the sad

i will make the sad go away soon i am close

you’ll be happy soon friend hold on

wait

how do i help the sad go away

how help……… sad friend……. friend sad…… how do i……..

(Source: greelin, via teammavin)

avocadoqueen:

what am i even sad about

(via teammavin)

bowlingforsoup:

school would be so much better if you went to your classes via lazy river

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

debilitating:

if you are at a bookstore buying a book and they have the original cover and the movie cover and you buy the movie cover I’m never going to stop judging you

(via fleshprisons)